At Horsemeat Enterprises, we are now in the final stages of developing a new device to protect monitor screens from getting covered in dust and dirt.

Simply attach one of our styrofoam devices to your monitor with the free elastic band that we provide, and hey presto! The monitor will remain dust free.

We expect demand to be very high, and have initially priced it at £199.99 per unit.

Deluxe versions are currently in the pipeline…