The launch of ‘ChavBar’ confectionary…

Apologies for going quiet lately, but exciting developments have been underway at horseMeat Enterprises.

We have been developing a new chocolate bar. This will go on sale with the name of ‘ChavBar’.

What is unique about it is that each chunk of chocolate will be embossed with the mark of a Gold Sovereign Ring. The actual taste of the chocolate will be cheap and sandy. Naturally it will come in gold packaging, and for a limited time we will be running a competition with prizes consisting of packs of cheap super-strength cider.

The timing has never been more right…