Archive for December, 2006

The true history of Pope Avocado III

I managed to sneak off to my country pile and begin work on my monograph about the little known Pope Avocado III. The eleventh and twelfth centuries could not be described as a zenith for the Roman Catholic Church. Despite events such as the buildings of the great cathedrals and the general advance in learning […]

The nightmare never ends…

Things have been quiet for the last week or so. I dared to venture out of my apartment once again, and managed to make it to the Club for a good meal and a bottle of Champagne. However, upon my return, I found the following note pinned to my front door: It reads: “This is […]