Archive for March, 2007


Money Down the Drain…

Today, being the second Wednesday of the month is the date for the monthly horsemeat editorial meeting, held at Nigel Bookbinder’s apartment. On the pavement outside Nigel’s block, I noticed Humphrey J. Bumphrey sitting on the side of the pavement, dropping small objects down the drain. I walked over and stood right next to him, […]

Tainted Genius…

After the recent chaotic meeting between Nigel Bookbinder and Paul Holt (the famous twelve-year old Child Barrister), I decided to arrange a new meeting in the hope that a meeting of two such great minds would spark off a lively debate. However, I was quite surprised when Paul turned up with his ten-year old brother, […]