Shoe-pockets

It occurred to me today that I have never owned a pair of shoes that contains any pockets.

When you consider that most items of clothing can be bought with pockets, why not shoes? It would make practical sense to create extra storage space within your footwear.

Therefore, I sewed a couple of pockets to the outside of my patent leather brogues and proudly marched off down the street whilst thinking to myself “God! You are clever. Why has nobody ever thought of this before…”