When Fish Can Kill!!!

I recently watched a television programme entitled “When Fish Can Kill!!!î I was expecting to spend an hour watching individuals being savaged by piranhas and sharks, but was disappointed when all I saw was a procession of boring individuals who sat moaning about their experiences of suffering food poisoning or contracting e-coli after visiting their local chip shop! However, it did bring back memories of my childhood when my friend Tarquin and I found a barrel of stale whelks on a beach. We rolled the barrel home and tucked in heartily, only to spend the next two days lying in bed and vomiting our guts out! Such happy days! Also, I can’t seem to get the tune “e-coli” by Throbbing Gristle out of my head…

However, I am looking forward to watching the new series of “Poodle Attack!” on Channel 4. If you remember the last series, one soppy-looking poodle was transformed into vicious and slobbering guard dog, whilst another, who was a point of ridicule by neighbours and local children, soon became the terror the estate! This series promises to go even further, so watch out for “Poodle Attack!”