Archive for October, 2013


The Kraftwerk Monkey – Part Two – Stoner Witch

The place: Whitehaven. The Year: 1856. It was a year after I nearly drowned in my bedroom, and I must admit I slid into a state of despair. I no longer took any joy in wearing my huge top-hat, and I took the drastic step of shaving off my mutton-chop sideburns. What made it even […]

The horseMEAT guide to 21st century Victorian Etiquette – Part One – Accosting

Yes, it is easy to laugh at Victorian morality, but one cannot deny the fact that there are too many feral children and roughnecks roaming our streets, ready to pounce and cause outrage at the slightest provocation. Unhand me you scoundrel !!!

Genial Conspiracy Theorist

I was disturbed earlier by an old lady fighting in the street with a transvestite. They were hitting each other with their handbags and she was yelling at him, shouting “You big poof!!!” Then he slapped her with a handbag and said “Don’t you talk to me like that!!!”. It was amusing but I had […]